I’m pretty well up there in IQ stats. Especially since I wrote a whole book proving that IQ tests mean squat. But I like that some of you believe in the IQ test. Since mine is sky high in conventional terms, you might be inclined to believe I’m smarter than the average bear, or Scottie, or pug. Or not. Or else.
She’s 18; I’m 68. But I’m in control of my tongue.
Are we agreed I know a thing or two about an IQ test? Know more than most about it, if you want to have at it.
Likewise with a Racism Test. Why do redneck Senators get to decide who’s not a bad black man? (Before you disagree, ask this old man about Marion Doom on the Metroliner… south Delaware dragon’ jeez!) Never mind. Let’s see. Yale Law School J.D. vs Syracuse Law School, bottom third of class, Ambulance Chaser degree. Yeah, right. Bottom third of your class. Uh, right. Whiter than tighty whities and ace at grabbing tittties in DC, DuPont subsidized golf courses behind glass-topped walls. Uh, right. What did you say that might have upset the help?
Upsetting the help.
This, after Biden only patronized, belittled and racially patronized a black man of far higher legal distinction than he ever attained.
Yeah, Biden was always inarticulate. But he always had a crafty political agenda, vicious or otherwise, to which he hewed with all the might of his third-rate brain. Which is no longer in evidence. Also not in evidence at Youtube or anywhere else is a lecture I distinctly remember Biden delivering to Thomas, about how to be a black man. But… Tell me, any of you, that the Biden in the White House could have held a candle to the sly, patronizing, racially condescending senator from the northernmost slave state of Delaware, which has three counties only, one of them a New Deal welfare state, two of them Confederate Jim Crow territories. The summation of Biden’s mediocre tiny-state career until Alzheimer’s made him the perfect leftist candidate.
He’s affable now. Like a touchy-feely old uncle usually is.
Truth is, he was never smart. He loved skewering Clarence Thomas after his own last at-bat against Dover Speedway’s Not Nascar Material listing. Thomas Sowell didn’t let him get away with it in the Bork hearings, where Biden first distinguished himself as a lefty mouthpiece.
Sowell is 80 now. Still smart as a whip. Limp noodles belong in Delaware.
And we all just loved Biden’s call for Cuomo’s resignation, albeit acknowledging an exception for “friendly embraces.” Like Biden’s own.
You can fondle little girl chests because they don’t have breasts yet.
But Americans are still forgiving and approving. Just how dumb are you? Why I don’t give a fuck about any of you anymore.
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