You’re going to hell if…

No, not the Big Hell that Bosch and Doré show you. Kind of grand and celebrity-making. But closer in, more like the nasty in-your-face detail of Bruegel.

So. Who’s going to hell? You are IF…

…you wear flip-flops. Anywhere, anytime.

…you think it’s fine to go to church wearing a Tee-Shirt.

…you ever smoked pot in your house after you had kids.

…you have a tattoo your daughter can see.

…you go to a funeral in a colorful tank top.

…you pretended your husband molested your daughter in the divorce.